mastercard with mascots.

i realize this has been out for a while, but i still have some gripes about it.

1. i feel bad for the man playing to Gorton's Fisherman. he's the only real person there. it must have been so awkward.

2. Charlie the tuna is serving tuna. that's a little bit cannibalistic.

3. if they were going to invite the Jolly Green Giant, couldn't they have planned for a picnic? it's rude to invite someone to a party and then make him watch the festivities from outside.

4. i understand that Mr. Clean really is the man for the job as far as dishwashing is concerned, but why couldn't he have been included in the dinner as well?

priceless.